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Harvey Almorn Updyke Jr….THE Biggest Loser in American Sports!

Ladies and gentleman we would like to introduce you to the BIGGEST loser in America.  His name, Harvey Almorn Updyke Jr., 62, from Dadeville, Alabama.  Why is this man lucky enough to receive this designation?  He was the culprit who poisoned the trees at Auburn University’s famed Toomers Corner.  Last month Mr. Updyke called into [...]

Amazing Crash Finishes Off The Indy 500

Memorial Day means BBQ’s, reflection on our lost soldiers, and of course…….The Indianapolis 500.  Though the race has lost its luster since the late 80′s and 90′s (due to horrible marketing), it still manages to attract over 350,000 spectators.  How many people are watching at home is a different story.  But what makes motorsports so [...]

Erin Andrews Steams Up The Bedroom

At the beginning of the “Dancing With The Stars” season, ESPN reporter Erin Andrews‘ goal was to make it to the top-3.  After last nights finale it appears she was swinging for the fences in hopes of stealing the mirror ball trophy from her other competitors.  What did she do? Bookmark on Delicious Digg this [...]

Bull Fighter Visciously Gored

It’s all fun and games until someone gets gored.  We think that bullfighter, Julio Aparicio, would agree.  A day after Julio Aparicio fought two bulls successfully…….another bull got redemption Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Field of Dreams Up For Sale

“If you build it, they will come.”  That’s what the owners of the “Field of Dreams” property are hoping.  The property used in the movie “Field Of Dreams” is up for sale.  Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on [...]

Coach Disqualifies Pole Vaulter Through Poor Sportsmanship

Monrovia high school track coach Mike Knowles is an a-hole (excuse our French).  Monrovia high school track coach Mike Knowles is a poor sport.  Mike Knowles is a LOSER!  If we were the athletic director of Monrovia high school,  Mike Knowles would be cashing his last paycheck this Friday.  Why?  Bookmark on Delicious Digg this [...]

Erin Andrews Does The 80′s Rumba

ESPN sideline reporter, Erin Andrews, has made it through last week’s eliminations (Pam Anderson went home).  This week Erin and her partner did the 80′s Rumba.   Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Race Car Flips Into Crowd-Filled Stands

Just when you thought that racing was safe the unexpected happens.  Most race fans go to a race to enjoy the loud roars of the engines, the smells of burnt rubber, and the crashing.  But race fans don’t expect those crashes Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with [...]

Erin Andrews Should Dance The Samba Every Week

Another week goes by on “Dancing With The Stars” and another steamy performance from ESPN’s Erin Andrews.  After what we consider a horrible week last week (Pulp Fiction), Erin and Maksim got it back together and performed Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it [...]

Erin Andrews Shakes Her Assets to Pulp Fiction

“Dancing With The Stars” returned for another round on Monday night.  Erin Andrews didn’t disappoint, however we think she should stick to long hair.  We understand that she was channeling her inner Uma Thurman but Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to [...]