Jerry Jones Gets Drunk and Unloads on Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow

This is classic Jerry Jones.  I love to hate this guy, but you have to admit he does speak his mind freely.  This video was taken by a camera phone obviously, but you can tell its Jerry Jones and you can tell he’s WASTED.  Is it wrong that we think Jerry is more lovable when he’s wasted?  No!  Here he is at what looks like a Dallas steakhouse bar getting sloshy and talking about how Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow.  The translation below was taken from Deadspin.com.

Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.

Other guy: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?

JJ: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…

Different other guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell fucking jerseys?

JJ: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.

[Laughter]

JJ: [Inaudible. Sounds a little like, "Sell mammoth fuckin' rake," whatever that means.]

JJ: Bill’s not worth a shit. I love him.

Different other guy: I know you do.

JJ: Not worth a shit, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this fuckin’ stadium, I need to bring his ass in.

Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?

JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.

[Laughter]

JJ: I can’t get him out there.

Check out the video and read along.

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